Hilarious Business Names from Philippine Businesses

Hilarious Business Names from Philippine Businesses – Filipino entrepreneurs are more creative in putting up businesses and products in using hilarious business names in a bid to grab customers. Because they knew that a business without a sign (business name) is a sign of no business. From the names, we could easily get an idea about the specialties of the business.

Here are catchy business names that catch my attention:
• Cooking Ng Ina Mo – a carinderia specializing in home cooked meals on Boni Avenue in Manduluyong City
• Cooking Ng Ina Mo Rin – a competitor Cooking Ng Ina Mo, just a stone’s throw from Cooking Ng Ina Mo
• Caintacky Fried Chicken – fried chicken outled in Cainta, Rizal
• Blue Marilyn – sing-along, ihaw-ihaw restaurant on Sucat Avenue in Parañaque
• Crispy Per Minute – offers crispy pata
• Cleopata’s – bakahan and manukan outlet
• Babalik Karinderia – eatery in Sto. Tomas, Batangas
• Cinna Von’ – laundry service in Pasig City
• Launderland – laundrymat service that have a woman named Alice as the one who take orders
• City Cleaners – janitorial service company in San Juan
• Bali Gulp – beer joint beside Valley Golf in Sumulong highway in Antipolo
• Beery Good – beer joint in Buendia along Taft Avenue
• The Conference Room – drinking hangout for businessman and executive formerly near P. Burgos in Makati
• O’Beer Time’ Newsmen – nightclub formerly near P. Burgos in Makati
• The Other Office – bar in Ermita, Manila
• ‘O’Beer Time – beer joint in Manila
• Fagoofyt – children’s hair salon on J. Elizalde Avenue in BF Parañaque
• Felix the Cut, Going Straight – a hair straightening salon in Megamall
• D’Scalp – barbershop on Evangelista Street in Makati
• Curl Up And Dye – beauty salon
• Cutis – hair and skin clinic on South Superhighway
• Common Cents Store – sari-sari store
• Happy Birthday Toyo – soy sauce brand in the 70’s
• Holland Hopia – owned by Mr. Ho
• Poland Hopia – owned by Mr. Po in Chinatown Manila
• Bee Tin – Hopia Factory
• The Fried of Marikina – fried chicken shop
• Ali Baka – a shawarma shop
• Ace-Deo Optical – optical shop in Tanay, Rizal
• Alabank – rural bank of Alabang
• Beads and Pieces – bead shop
• Berde Plants – plant shop in Glorietta
• Doctor Sebago – Shoe Repair Shop, Pasay
• Dear Hunter – mail order brides
• The Enchanted Florist – flower shop
• Elizabeth Tailoring – tailoring shop
• Leon King Video Rental – video rental shop in Las Piñas
• Fernando Pe’s Box Office Hits – video rental shop in Busuanga, Palawan)
• ‘Funeraria Mabuhay – funeral homes
• Faithfully Yours – detective agency in Kamagong, Makati
• Farmacia With Love – drugstore
• Goldirocks – gravel and sand shop
• Goto Heaven – Goto store
• Kayin – deep-well drilling services)
• Income Taxi – taxi company
• INK-credible! – tattoo shop in Bicutan
• Inno Scents – car freshener found in a Caltex Starmart
• James Tailoring, Jane’s Pondahan and Jean Tonic – denim shop, Shoppesville in Greenhills
• Juice Co. – fruit juice stand
• Labo Optical – optical shop
• Lalafca – novelty store
• Let’s Goat-Together – kambingan cum beer garden
• Mahal Kita Honey – bottled honey from Batangas
• Maid To Order – maid placement agency
• Mane Attraction – beauty parlor
• Mang Donald’s – burger joint
• Mat & Jeep – jeep accessories shop
• Meatropolis – meat shop
• Meating Place – meat shop
• Megamelt – ensaymada
• Memory Drug – Mercury Drug clone
• Mercy Drug – another Mercury Drug clone in Olongapo
• Miki Mao – noodle eatery
• ‘Mercy Buko’ Mercy Buko – fresh coconut roadside shop),
• Pa-Kap-Log – budget breakfast package: pandesal, kape at itlog
• Passers Buy – convenience store
• Perfect-Lee – sari-sari store in Alabang
• Perm Foundation – a Christian beauty salon
• Petal Attraction – flower shop
• Pig Out – restaurant/take-out in San Antonio Village, Makati specializing in pork dishes
• Pizza Hot – Pizza Place
• Saudia Hairlines – beauty salon
• Scissors Palace – barber shop
• Second Time Around – second hand watch store
• Side-saki – side street eatery beside Mandarin Hotel
• Sophisticut – unisex hair salon
• Star Wash – launderette
• Susan’s Roses – flower shop
• ‘TapSi TurBi’ Su-To-Kil – a seaside wet market/eatery near Mactan shrine, called ”Su-to-kil,” which is great feast for ‘’sugba-tola-kilaw.”
• Suzy’s Key Duplication – key duplication shop
• Sylvestre’s Salon –salon for men
• TapSi TurBi – tapa, sinangag, turon at bibingka)
• 10/Q – convenience store chain
• The Way We Wear – boutique
• Tio Paeng Longganisa Stand – longganisa stand in Pampanga
• To Home It May Concern – furniture shop in Caloocan
• Tree’s Company – artificial plant store, Pasay Road
• Triple Bee – restaurant
• Tutti Fruit-asan – fruit stall
• Wash & Carry – laundromat on Dian Street, Makati near Cash & Carry
• Washing Well – laundromat
• Windows & Doors ‘98 – sash factory
• Wheels Fargo – eatery
• yehey.com – Yahoo clone
• Your Best Vet – veterinary clinic
• What’s Disc? – novelty CD kiosk, Megamall
• Wrap and Roll – lumpia outlet, Quad, Makati

If you know other hilarious business names from Filipino entrepreneurs, you can add it on this post through your comments. Thanks.